My own choice Research

Creative Writing: Make The Unbelievable, Believable

Recent scientific discovery proves that the human brain is
useless and people cheer and line up for brain extermination.
Scientists announce “we are immune to zombie attacks!
But we are most likely to become nerds”.

BREAKING NEWS: Fat people roll around town for
free food and drink. WARNING: You may get crushed
if you get in their way! Stay indoors or on the sidewalk.
(THEY CRUSH CARS)

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO SHOW YOU
SOME IMPORTANT STUFF: People protest for the pizza community.
Here’s what they had to say, “BAN SQUARE PIZZA, BAN SQUARE PIZZA.
The real way to eat pizza is with different shaped slices to the base!
Square pizza has Square slices!”
As to the following: DESTROY SQUARE PIZZA!!!